Judge your plate
Drop a photo of any food or drink. Every item gets identified and ruled on — then the stamp comes down.
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Drop a food photo here
or click to choose one — plates, snacks, drinks, menus
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wouldpieteat identifies every food in your photo and judges it against the strictest whole-foods standard on the internet — meat, fish, eggs, veg, fruit, rice, sweet potato. Nothing processed. No sugar. No soda. No excuses (one cheat meal a week).
Try it — tap a food
One photo in, one ruling out. No barcode scanning, no manual logging, no databases to search.
A plate, a snack, a drink, the whole fridge shelf. The vision model identifies every distinct food and drink item it can see.
Every food is checked against the whole-foods ruleset — with a one-line reason, so you know exactly which rule it broke.
One overall verdict on the photo. A single can of soda fails the entire plate — the standard is the standard.
Because a real diet has a cheat meal, the referee has three cards, not two.
Everything on the plate is a whole food. Steak and broccoli. Eggs and fruit. Salmon, rice, sparkling water with lemon. Clean plate, green stamp.
Borderline territory — a burger on a bun, pizza, sushi with the sauces. Passes exactly once a week. The app tells you you're spending it.
Ultra-processed anything, candy, chocolate, soda (yes, diet soda too), alcohol, delivery fries, soy meat. No cheat-day loophole for junk.
Modeled on the whole-foods diet a certain Dutch indie hacker posts about relentlessly. Simple enough to memorize, strict enough to sting.
Drop a photo of any food or drink. Every item gets identified and ruled on — then the stamp comes down.
Drop a food photo here
or click to choose one — plates, snacks, drinks, menus
No. wouldpieteat is an independent parody app. The ruleset is modeled on diet principles he has posted publicly on X — whole foods, high protein, nothing processed — but he has no involvement with, and has not endorsed, this app.
Also no. It's a strict-diet referee for entertainment and accountability. A "would not eat" stamp on your birthday cake is a joke, not a medical opinion. Talk to a professional for actual dietary guidance.
It uses a frontier vision-language model, so it handles messy real-world photos well — mixed plates, packaging, drinks. Ambiguous items (is that yogurt plain or flavored?) are judged conservatively, and every ruling comes with its reasoning so you can appeal to common sense.
Because that's how the standard works. The philosophy this app is modeled on treats the diet as binary: whole foods or not. The cheat-meal verdict exists precisely so the app stays honest about the one weekly exception.